|Lewis “Hairyman” Clark
Vehicular man-beast. Has been known to eat entire bears. Enjoys croquet.
Sean “Captain Thursday” Sheehan
Knight of a thousand arms. Small tribes have been known to take refuge in his beard. Plays the clarinet.
Andrew “Fritz” Tedder
Cartoon nightmare. Can hit an ant with a screwdriver from a range of 10 feet. Naturally drawn to laminate.